Hooray!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! Liz's home! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!! I've been talking to her for like ... 2 hours, and it's quite good. Okay, it's actually been like 90 minutes, but still. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! I'm quite happy now, cuz I actually have the option of seeing her and it's not like "nope, sorry, I'm 400 miles away, no can do." Bah on that, I say. BAH!! So, um ... anyhow... oh yeah, my friend offered to let me put some of my random webpage shit on the place where his comic is. Isn't that cool? I think it is. I'll probably just move the really funny stuff that people actually look at occasionally... not the other stuff that I just do cuz I'm bored... actually that's like everything, but we can ignore that because guess what... LIZ'S HOME!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! Wow, I should really stop doing that now.... quite so. Yay.

what? no milk?

Okay, well. It's the last day before my mom leaves and the first day that I get to see Liz. So, I get to see Liz today, but only for 6 hours. BOO!!! Oh well. At least I get to see her any, so yay. So as I said, this is my mom's last day in town. "Why's that?" you ask. Well, Billy, I'd be happy to tell you! My mom is going to Argentena. Yes, South America, half way around the world, to another fucking continent. Not only is she going to be gone, but she'll be gone for 12 days. I'm sure I've said this all before, but oh well. So I get to take over for all her responsibilities, cleaning ferret cages, cleaning litter boxes, feeding cats, etc., plus I still have to make sure I wash the dishes, keep the house clean, and feed the children. No, not the poor starving African ones. The poor starving trailer park ones. Seriously, I must be feeding half the people that live here, because every day my little sister or brother is bringing home some new kid and is all "we're just gonna have some chips" and then, like a swarm of locusts, all the sweet food is gone. GONE! It's remarkable that little people can eat that much sweet food, but you put brocoli in front of them they will groan and complain for hours that "they aren't hungry." Seriously, I've had enough training with these two monsters that I KNOW I don't want kids. EVER. It's terrible!
Sorry, I got a little of topic... what was I talking about? Oh yeah, my mom's leaving. So, like I said she'll be gone for 12 days and I have to take care of all her crap. Why doesn't she take me with her? I live in a trailer. That should be enough for you right there. I'd like to go, sure, because I've never been to another country. Not even Mexico! Pretty lame, eh? Oh well. So she'll be gone and I'm sure to need all the help I can get. *nudge nudge* Rest assured, while she's away I'm going to be having as much sex as possible in as many places in the house as I can think of. Maybe I'll do it on the kitchen counter because that's where she eats. Ba ha ha!! Okay, maybe I'm not that evil, but I'm going to be creative with my sexcapades.

Pantsuu!

YAAAY! Okay, I won't get into that again. We did the sex, and like... yeah, I really missed that... a lot. It was great. So, other than that, we did our thing of sitting there and cuddling and just stareing into eachother's eyes and... ah, I love that feeling so so much. It was really quite cool. Oh yeah! and like, birthday~ness, she bought me a bobble head kuroneko-sama and pockey and... the dogma DVD! OMG, my girlfriend is so fucking cool! No wonder I love her as much as I do ^_^ So yeah, she'll be coming over again tomorrow (duh) so that should be good... oh yeah! And she bought me cheese cake! So, now I owe her good sex... tonight was just birthday sex. Haha. So, I guess that's all for right now. Bye.

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sweet, I'm gonna get my ass handed to me on a platter... I'm a big fuckin' bug! Can you deal with THAT?!

Bah on children.

Anybody wanna take care of a hyperactive, codependant seven year old next saturday and sunday? As in, keep her at your home for probably a period of 24 hours? I'll give you money! Please? PLEASE?! Seriously. I need something to do with her. I'd be willing to compensate anybody monetarily (with money) if they took care of her. It wouldn't be a lot, but it'd be something. I'm just trying not to have to tell her dad to take care of her, because he's ... not exactly what you would call a good person.

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especially sex quizes. >=D



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I just noticed that over the last few weeks, all of my entries have had to do with sex in some way or another... hm. Oh well. :)

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this is for everyone that's not seen it.

I found that to be the most amusing thing in the universe... funnier even than the pic of ronald mcdonald getting hung. ^^