I think I put too much surreality in my cereal...

Setting the stage: I walked to McDonald's for dinner. Two very perplexing things happened, and I really can't decide which trumps the other:

1) There was a car parked on Pennsylvania, filled with nothing but mannequin heads.

If that wasn't enough wtfery...

2) While waiting to cross Colfax, some kid grabbed my ass, said "ew" and walked away.

What the crap.