Baby Sitter Arrested, Accused Of Witchcraft, Satanism

cross posted to mock_the_stupid

http://www.local6.com/news/2638721/detail.html

" 'I had cut myself. I do that kind of out of habit now. And she just kind of copied me,' Fernandez said."

*slap* At the very least come up with a more believable excuse.

what the crap?

oh yeah, and my mom is ( amusingly paranoid )

A little scene for you

The time: 3:00 am, November 16th, 2003
The place: AiC Towers, Apartment 323
The scene: College student Nathan Harmony has been up all night playing video games and talking to his girlfriend. He finally decides to go to sleep. He's a very restless sleeper, so it's taken him almost 45 minutes to go to sleep. He's finally drifting off and just about to go into a deep sleep when the fire alarm goes off. Nathan gets up, puts on some clothes and some shoes, walks out into the hall and screams "FUCK!!"

*all events based on a true story*

I really hate people.

It's about ME!

stolen from stelar_star

You fill it out, and leave it in a comment. It'll be fun, I swear.

01: what is your first memory of me:
02: how long have we been friends:
03: tell about one memory we share together:
04: describe me in four adjectives:
05: if we could spend a day together what would we do:
06: name one thing you really don't like about me:
07: name one thing you really do like about me:
08: if you could give me a gift what would it be:
09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what:
10: have we ever hugged:
11: have we ever danced with each other:
12: have you ever seen me cry:
13: have i ever offended you:
14: what is something embarrassing that i've done:
15: what do i usually look like when you see me:
16: what do i say all the time\whats my catch phrase:
17: do you think we will be friends in 5 years:
18: do you think i am insane:
19: has there been anything you wanted to tell me, but didn't:
20: what advice would you give me, in general:
21: wanna make out:
22: suggest a band / cd for me to listen to:
23: is there a song that reminds you of me:

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I haven't updated in a long time... which is funny because I've been sitting here on the computer all day. I've been talking to liz and playing mario RPG... not that thrilling of a day. I woke up and got on the computer and that's quite literally all I've done. I played literati with lizi a bit ago, but now that's over... wow, my life is so boring.