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leujinI have nothing better to do, and I'm feeling utterly uninspired, so I'm stealing this from Jean.
That's right, it's guess the movie quote time! Most of my friends are the same kind of nerd I am, so I hope most of you can get these. At least some of them. Plus I got kinda lazy near the end. Anyway.
1. "That's from She's All That! I masturbate to that movie!"
2. "My leg wasn't bugging me too much, and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub."
3. "I made a funny!" (This is a little obvious. Don't fail me, '80s nerds!)
4. "Let's punch him in the dick until he passes out!"
5. "Pardon me, boy: is this the Transylvania station?"
6. "Oh, I love this track."
7. "Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!"
8. "You destroy every vehicle you get into?"
"Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."
9. "I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
10. "I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape."
11. "Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
"Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless." (This one's obvious, too)
12. "I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday."
13. "Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge? - Oh no, just the Colorado. - The biggest fucking river I've seen in my entire life he said dripping with water!"
14. "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." (I am going to be SERIOUSLY disappointed in you all if nobody gets this one)
15. "The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance"
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You bunch of cheaters.
That's right, it's guess the movie quote time! Most of my friends are the same kind of nerd I am, so I hope most of you can get these. At least some of them. Plus I got kinda lazy near the end. Anyway.
1. "That's from She's All That! I masturbate to that movie!"
2. "My leg wasn't bugging me too much, and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub."
3. "I made a funny!" (This is a little obvious. Don't fail me, '80s nerds!)
4. "Let's punch him in the dick until he passes out!"
5. "Pardon me, boy: is this the Transylvania station?"
6. "Oh, I love this track."
7. "Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!"
8. "You destroy every vehicle you get into?"
"Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."
9. "I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
10. "I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape."
11. "Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
"Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless." (This one's obvious, too)
12. "I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday."
13. "Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge? - Oh no, just the Colorado. - The biggest fucking river I've seen in my entire life he said dripping with water!"
14. "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." (I am going to be SERIOUSLY disappointed in you all if nobody gets this one)
15. "The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance"
Comments will be screened to prevent cheating.
You bunch of cheaters.
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Date: 2007-06-25 02:59 am (UTC)14. This sounds so frigging familiar but I can't place it.
I fail at your brand of nerddom. :(
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Date: 2007-06-25 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-26 03:18 am (UTC)6. Snatch
14. Star Wars! (A New Hope, if we must be exact)
15. Blow