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Jul. 23rd, 2003 02:17 pmCleaning. Cleaning sucks the peanut in the turd you crapped out when you don't even remember eating peanuts. Cleaning is like the dead skin on the rash that you keep picking and it would go away if you'd stop. Cleaning is like sitting on the toilet and then getting bitten in the ass by the aligator that lives in the sewer. Cleaning is like the disgusting bandaid you find on your living room floor, and you don't know, nor do you want to know, how it got there.
Do you get the picture? Yeah, I've been busting my balls cleaning all day. It is so not fun. I have to clean the bathroom, the living room, and the kitchen, and I'm not even halfway done. I just got done with the bathroom. It was gross. There was pee stains on the underside of the toilet bowl. THE UNDERSIDE!! Does somebody want to explain to me how in the fuck those got there?! I mean, I know my aim is bad, but not THAT bad... jeeze le-frickin-weeze. The hallway is pretty gross too. There's like... crusty poop stains from all the ferrets, and blood stains (god knows why... maybe I sleep killed somebody. Wouldn't that be cool?! Anyhow...), and just... general yuck. The living room was a hell of a task. I had to get all the little kids crap out of there, and my mom's crap, and my crap, and then straighten it all up, and I still have to vaccuum and dust. The kitchen I just have to sweep and put away all the clean dishes... it's the least of all the evils. Bah. Well, I should probably get back to all that... it ain't cleaning itself.
Do you get the picture? Yeah, I've been busting my balls cleaning all day. It is so not fun. I have to clean the bathroom, the living room, and the kitchen, and I'm not even halfway done. I just got done with the bathroom. It was gross. There was pee stains on the underside of the toilet bowl. THE UNDERSIDE!! Does somebody want to explain to me how in the fuck those got there?! I mean, I know my aim is bad, but not THAT bad... jeeze le-frickin-weeze. The hallway is pretty gross too. There's like... crusty poop stains from all the ferrets, and blood stains (god knows why... maybe I sleep killed somebody. Wouldn't that be cool?! Anyhow...), and just... general yuck. The living room was a hell of a task. I had to get all the little kids crap out of there, and my mom's crap, and my crap, and then straighten it all up, and I still have to vaccuum and dust. The kitchen I just have to sweep and put away all the clean dishes... it's the least of all the evils. Bah. Well, I should probably get back to all that... it ain't cleaning itself.
