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[leujin]

"Caution: Filling will be hot!" No shit? I never would've guess, what with them being called HOT POCKETS and everything. Seriously, if it wasn't for stupid people, we wouldn't need these warning lables.

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[emogirl311.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, I burn my mouth with them, because I just want to bite into the ooooey goooey delicious filling. But that's what I get for being a fat kid at heart.

[leujin.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I'm a fat kid at heart, too. I just know that when my metabolism finally catches up with me I'm going to be 400 pounds and have to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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[emogirl311.livejournal.com]

Yeah, same here. I'm scared I'll end up not being able to roll over and having to crap through a tube.

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[grr-argh.livejournal.com]

That's not true! We both know that I'LL be the one washing your fat creases... XPPP; It's okay, I love you just that much. Maybe it's better that we're used to sex with me on top if you're going to get exceptionally fat. ^_^ Wouldn't want you to squish me or anything. *rovits*

[leujin.livejournal.com]

It also says on some blow driers "do not use in shower"

[grr-argh.livejournal.com]

It's because there are stupid greedy people looking to any direction for a law suit and easy money... -_- And sadly, they can win those kind. Like the lady and the McDonald's coffee. DUH, of course coffee is hot. "Yeah, I'd like a large coffee, extra foam, and don't forget the ice"... Not so much. But I stopped having faith in humans when I found out there are like 6 instructions for toasting a poptart... and 3 instructions for microwaving one. Oh the humanity...

[leujin.livejournal.com]

lol... I remember when we found that. If you're so rushed in the morning that you can't wait for a poptart to come out of the toaster, and you instead have to put it in the microwave for 3 seconds, you need to rethink your life.

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[rustysmurf.livejournal.com]

Actually, the McDonalds coffee lady had a good case. They shouldn't be serving people coffee as ready to drink when it's hot enough to give people third degree burns. That's just fucked up. And I think she happened to be the case that got the most publicity. I'm pretty sure there were other people who sued over the same issue.

[iamelectric.livejournal.com]

if your toaster doesn't pop the PopTarts when they're done, the frosting can catch fire and the flames can shoot 2 feet in the air. scientific experiments have been done.

[leujin.livejournal.com]

surely this will fascinate:

http://www.twinkiesproject.com/