He's really an inspiration to us all...

[leujin]

[21:42] Unforgiven: nathan
[21:42] Unforgiven: this is jesus
[21:42] Robot in Disguise: hey jesus
[21:43] Robot in Disguise: how're the wife and kids?
[21:43] Unforgiven: ...
[21:43] Unforgiven: you're all rotten kids
[21:43] Robot in Disguise: cool
[21:43] Robot in Disguise: how's the padre, the big G man?
[21:43] Unforgiven: and the wife managed to run into my monkey wrench 20 times
[21:43] Unforgiven: with her head
[21:44] Unforgiven: oh yeah the G-man..... he's uh.... well.... we had to put him in a home
[21:44] Robot in Disguise: huh... yeah, i guess that time comes in every creatures life, even if it is a supreme being.
[21:44] Unforgiven: he went all senile with this "love everyone" bullshit everyone keeps blaming me for.
[21:44] Robot in Disguise: damn, that sucks. sorry JC. Can I call you JC?
[21:45] Unforgiven: sure why not
[21:45] Unforgiven: can you do me a favor
[21:45] Robot in Disguise: yeah, sure. anything.
[21:45] Unforgiven: we need to spread the "good word" down there
[21:45] Unforgiven: so I'm thinking if you flew a loaded plane into the palastinian area it'd help a lot
[21:46] Robot in Disguise: No problem. I'd be happy to take care of that.
[21:46] Robot in Disguise: What's in it for me?
[21:46] Unforgiven: how does heaven sound?
[21:46] Robot in Disguise: Sweet.
[21:46] Unforgiven: you know the whole deal with hot chicks everywhere all the time
[21:46] Robot in Disguise: Wait... it's not as corrupt as the US government, is it?
[21:46] Unforgiven: probably not
[21:46] Robot in Disguise: Huh. Well, alright. I guess I'm in.
[21:49] Unforgiven: cool I'm going to go play some violent video game
[21:49] Unforgiven: it's the new installment of "Crusader"
[21:49] Robot in Disguise: sweet.
[21:49] Unforgiven: suck it you heathen bastards
[21:49] Robot in Disguise: cya Jesus.
In case you're wondering, that's Peter. We're just messing around, so don't get the wrong idea about mine or his religious beliefs (even though I'm not actually sure where he stands), it just kind of amused me.

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*laughs* Wow. That was really funny.